The Cellular Inflammation Test & 60-Minute Strategy Session That Finally Connects Your Symptoms to Their Root Cause

IS THIS YOU?

You've tried the diets. You've taken the supplements. You've followed your doctor's thyroid protocol to the letter.

And yet... you still wake up exhausted. You still can't lose the weight. Your brain still feels like it's wrapped in fog.

Here's what no one tells you: If your cells are inflamed, nothing else can work.

Not your thyroid medication. Not your expensive probiotics. Not even the "perfect" diet.

Cellular inflammation hijacks the communication between your hormones and your body. It's like trying to make a phone call with a broken cell tower—the signal never gets through.

The good news? Once you identify and address cellular inflammation, everything else finally starts working.

That's exactly what this package does.

WHAT YOU'LL GET:

The Cellular Inflammation Test ($100 value) A simple at-home urine test that's 50x more accurate than bloodwork at detecting oxidative stress—the invisible fire damaging your cells and blocking your hormones from doing their job.

Neurotoxic & Hormone Questionnaires ($80 value) Comprehensive assessments that map your toxic burden and hormone patterns—so we can see exactly where toxins are wreaking havoc (brain fog, mood swings, weight gain) and which hormones need support.

60-Minute Private Strategy Call ($250 value) I'll walk you through your results in plain English, connect the dots between your symptoms and their root causes, and hand you a personalized action plan to start healing your cells, balancing your hormones, and eliminating the toxins keeping you stuck.

Total Value: $430  - Today's Price: $167

Plus: Optional comprehensive lab panel interpretation if you want to go deeper

HERE'S WHY THIS ISN'T LIKE YOUR DOCTOR'S APPOINTMENTS:

Your doctor tests inflammation in your blood (C-reactive protein). That's helpful—but it only tells you about inflammation after an injury or infection.

We're testing inflammation where it matters most: inside your cells.

Because here's the truth: You can have "perfect" bloodwork and still feel terrible. You can have "normal" thyroid numbers and still struggle with weight, energy, and mood.

Why? Because if your cells can't receive the hormones or nutrients you're giving them, your body stays stuck.

This test reveals what standard labs miss. And the strategy call gives you a clear roadmap forward—not more guessing, not more googling at 2 AM, not more "let's just try this and see."

Clarity. Direction. Hope.

That's what this package delivers.

What to Expect During Your Consultation

• A 60 min comprehensive review of your test results. We can do this consultation over Zoom or a phone call. Please have your spouse or anyone else with you that makes important decisions with you regarding your health.

• Identification of key areas of imbalance impacting your health and what's been holding you back.

• A personalized action plan to support cellular healing, hormone balance, and toxin elimination.

YOU CAN GET ACCESS TO THIS LIFE-CHANGING TEST and CONSULTATION valued at $430 but yours today for only $167